New Dublin where crime never sleeps, except for Sundays & holy days of obligation that is. |
So how did the name change come about ? well as other nationalities flocked to the new world in search of a better life only to fine that the grass wasn't any greener & the slums became where most of them ended up, then like seeds in fertile ground the gangs sprouted, this lead to gangs fighting for bigger pieces of the action, & as everyone knows that's bad for business.
Away of ending the war that's what was needed & so it was that Jimmy (the nose ) O Donnell leader of the Irish gang came up with a plan, as the two biggest gangs were the Italian & the Irish & that's who most of the fighting was between, Jimmy's plan was that the two would play a football match' with the winners taking control of all the major operations.
Jimmy sent word to Don Antonio Macaroni head of the Italian mob out lining his plan & asking for a meeting so that they could iron out the finer points, believing that the Italians would be more then capable of putting a team together to beat the Irish on any day of the week, Don Macaroni agreed to have the meeting.
As neither trusted that the other wouldn't try to turn the meeting into a hit, the meeting would have to take place in a neutral place & it was decided to hold it in a restaurant in Chinatown, so over a fine dinner they agreed on the terms with the winner taking control of all the big money business outside of their own area, the only exception to this was to be the chipper business which the Italians would keep control of no matter who won, a point Jimmy reluctantly agreed to as long as the chippers would only use Irish potato's, with the city been mostly made up of a Roman Catholic population the chipper business was a big earner especially on Fridays which were black-fast days which meant you couldn't eat meat & the ques outside the chippers for a fish & chips dinner often stretched for blocks.
So a truce was called & the date for the match was set for a month's time, the teams could only be made up of players from each sides population & the officials would have to be of neutral origins, needless to say there was a lot of betting taking place on the outcome of the game & the odds for each side was fairly close, that was until the night before the game when after hearing that the Italians had somehow managed to bribe the match officials, Jimmy offered odds of 10-1 on an Irish victory, was Jimmy mad your asking yourselves giving such big odds on the Irish winning when the Italians had the match officials in their pockets ? well no you see Jimmy worked on the bases that the Italian players, been well Italians wouldn't be able to resist thrown the game to make some money for themselves.
What followed has got to be the strangest football match in all of history, with the Italians passing up many a golden change to score even when it was harder to miss, while the ref ruled out Irish goal after goal, with all of this going on the crowd of about 10,000 was starting to get rowdy, & as the clock ticked down to the finial seconds, one of the Italian center-halves turn & played the ball back to his keeper , who slipped as he came to collect it & could only watch hopelessly as the ball rolled into the net.
Fearing that disallowing the goal would lead to the Irish fans invading the pitch & stringing him up by the unmentionables, the ref let the goal stand & hoped he get the hell out of town fast while the Italian mob were still in shock.
So it was that the Irish got control of Little Rome & later got the name changed to New Dublin, but what of Don Antonio Macaroni & Jimmy the Nose O Donnell you ask ? ( well if you didn't you should have ) A few month's after the game Don Antonio Macaroni came to a sticky end when out inspecting one of his new business's he slipped & fell into a vat of toffee, he was replaced by his son Romeo Macaroni as head of the family, as for Jimmy he lived on for close on 20 more years, until one night while having his supper of crubeens he chocked on a sucking on a piece of gristle.
When it was later found out that the crubeens were from an Italian pig a new war broke out, with Sean Mulloony who had taken over as leader of the Irish gang ordering a hit on Romeo Macaroni, who was then replaced by his son Enzo Macaroni as head of the family, & there folks is where we have to leave New Dublin of now at least.
Disclaimer, Any similarity to any persons living, dead or half dead is only in the mind or the viewer & Nickel & Dime Productions take no responsibility for such thoughts :)
Designers note, this was an induction to what I hope will be the stage for many up coming releases, for a long time I've wanted to do what is thought of a gangster movies but I want to take a different angle at it.
As always my thanks for dropping in & if you'd care to leave a comment it would be welcomed :)
Wow ! The new set looks superb and fit for a huge hit by N&D produsctions (or hits if you get my drift). The backgound storyline is full of promising scenarios for the future too and I'm already wetting my lips at the thoughts of what is to come.
ReplyDeleteThanks Joe, hits there will be a plenty but not in a what that you night think :)
DeleteAbsolutely hilarious, at one point I though we were going to have a cod war in New Dublin. Can't wait for more gangster action to unfold.
ReplyDeleteThanks Michael, maybe not a cod war but there are other whys of hitting the enemy were it hurts :)
DeleteHe fell into a vat of toffee! I once saw a rat, trying to escape a cat fall into a bucket of molasses so I get the image with clarity. I'm glad the Irish won the match and it became little Dublin. I'd much rather hear Irish music then Italian even at the expense of less impressive ceilings.
ReplyDeleteThanks Dusty, the best way to see a ceiling is to lie down on your back, in New Dublin those lying on their backs don't tend to notice the ceiling :)
DeleteGreat insight into the realm of New Dublin Frank, the city ought to consider painting the streets red, it won't look messy after all the gun fights take place ! LOL
ReplyDeleteThanks Dave, now why didn't the prop team think of that ? lol
DeleteNice update. Very enlightening.
ReplyDeleteThanks Jason, pleased you found it so :)
DeleteExcellent Frank, I saw you had posted this but wanted time to read it properly, it's taken a while but I'm pleased I waited. A clever story, well thought out. I really like the idea of offering odds of 10 to 1 to win the match. It sounded as if you might have borrowed the idea from somewhere but I've not come across it and so will credit the N&D writers with yet another novel idea.
ReplyDeleteMy only complaint is that I was expecting to see the football match with Subutio figures standing in for the gangsters. Surely you budget would have stood that;)
New Dublin is looking good, I think those Sarrissa buildings have been a wise investment. I had contemplated buying the set for Xmas and I'm regretting I didn't. At least I can enjoy what you are going to do with them and theres another post to read, things are looking up at N&D, hopefully the start of a stream of Saturday afternoon block busters.
Thanks John, I love the idea of the Subutio teams but sadly its many a long day since I had any of them, but your comment on them did bring back many a happy memory from days gone by with one of my brothers Tommy RIP so thanks for that :)
DeleteI'm shocked that you might believe that N&D would sink so low as to be pilfering idea from else where, as as you know the script team is on top dollar ;).
I know you went down the building your own road mate but if you decide to do a you-turn on that I highly recommend them :)
This is great stuff, Frank. Great idea!
ReplyDeleteThanks Martin, this one is more to the funny side :)
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